Visit Jim and his daughter as they make fun pancakes in all sorts of fun colors and shapes!

Goodbye, and thanks for calling Qwest!

Brilliant. The bill is due on Sunday.

I do not trust their partner sites.

I feel that my online time is much better spent on my own domain. 100% advertisement free!

I am creating an official company site for BFF Cupcakes, which will also be ad free in the spirit of duh.

I also read about how facebook started.

When facebook put a reminder at the top of my news feed, constantly telling me that my email was invalid, and asked me to type to confirm. I did so a couple times, but facebook doesn't like my domain apparently.

You don't like my domain, eh?

I have delegated facebook to hotmail status: nail_nose@hotmail.com - that stupid thing never dies, even with the storage maxed out.

Really, hotmail? Why are you so stingy with your storage space? Bouncing legitimate messages to eternally store garbage. Good thinking there!

The hotmail address turned off my invalid email notification. Probably because microsoft is a trusted site, but facebook can't trust a man who owns his own domain. Fuck them.

It got me thinking about how both hotmail and facebook require you to log in using your entire email address, which then gets conveniently autosaved on public computers running windows.

Also I thought about people who use the same password for every site.

I thought about the cookie that password is stored in, and how only facebook and its trusted sites can read it.

The facebook trusts the microsoft, but it does not trust the rev. cheyne omatic.

The rev. cheyne omatic trusts neither the microsoft nor the facebook.